On Friday night, Peep attended the opera at Prospect Park in hopes of spotting Alex McCord and Simon Van Whatever Kampden from the Real Housewives of NYC. Remember? The pretentious social climbers who moved to Brooklyn but forgot to purchase a brownstone? (For the love of christ, if you want status in Brooklyn, buy a damned brownstone!)
Peep, alas, was crestfallen not to have run into them. However, the opportunity to perch upon the middle finger of world-class soprano Angela Gheorghiu mid-aria proved more priceless than owning a Mastercard and immediately lifted her mood. Later, she joined the mere mortals in the audience.
